7th Night of Horrors Carnosaur

 Alright now`s it time for the first horror that scared me as a kid, I think I was six when I saw this but I`m not sure, anywho it`s Carnosaur. Carnosaur is loosely based off of a novel by author John Brosan written in 1983 about a lord who brings dinosaurs back to life specifically carnosaur(dinosaur who are carnivores) so he can start World War 3....yeah the movie on the other hand....well we have women laying dinosaur eggs only more ridiculous than you`re thinking. Lets begin.

      Carnosaur is about a mad scientist named Dr. Tiptree who is trying to bring dinosaur back to life so they can take back what is rightful theirs, she brings back them using the D.N.A. of several types of birds and reptiles, so much more effective than frogs. Than there`s the plan she has to spread the carnosaur(yes because her new world only needs meat eaters) she created a virus that well give men the flu but for women they die laying the eggs, oh I`m sorry they die pushing the eggs out of their pussies...let that sink in for a moment. In case you`re wondering we see this twice not counting Tiptree who has one come out of her stomach like a c-section and a chicken who explodes.

  Our main character is a security guard named Doc who really has nothing to do with the plot he kinda just goes with the flow. This prove his unimportance he doesn`t kill ``the`` Carnosaur, he kills a Tyrannosaur who did nothing wrong, and he dies pointless in the end. Then there`s our other main character Thrush(yes that`s her name) who is even more pointless, also just like all bad horror movies they have spontaneous romance that goes nowhere. Our true star is the titular Carnosaur who after being born from a chicken goes on murderous rampage. Really these are the most enjoyable parts of the film because of how over the top the violence for example when the Carnosaur attacks a three young people it attacks the first but biting off his dick and in seconds his body is covered in blood(which is mostly gone when he crawls away)and the couple of the three is attack by the Carnosaur in their jeep and within one second of attacking them the inside of the jeep is covered in blood. I should also note the Carnosaur is a Deinonychus which looks like this

in the movie it looks like this

    

...yeah so much alike, unless that`s what people thought Deinonychus look like in 1993. Also that man in the pic says the dumbest think you can say to a blood thirsty dinosaur, which is ``Greetings green brother`` and than the Carnosaur eats off his face.The Carnosaur is later killed by the sheriff with a shotgun but it kills the sheriff but shoving it`s foot up his ass. In the end the government(I think) tries to contain the virus by killing everyone one in town with one bullet each except Doc who gets a full clip, also there`s a pointless fight with a Tyrannosaur and something about an artificial womb which in no way affects the squeal which rips off Aliens, shameless too I might add.

 So that`s Carnosaur a bad cheesy B-movie with bad acting and special effects, over the top gore, stupid plot, and a very creepy soundtrack and I love it. Yeah it`s bad and stupid which the author himself said(he also said it was interesting) but it is so enjoyable in it`s stupidity I can`t help but recommend it, I mean hell Gene Siskel gave it a thumbs up. This is WinterDeathPeach saying peace out.