Well it's been a while since I did a post, anyway since there's a new Zelda game coming out this month I though I do a few post about my favorite series and what better way than to have people laugh at me...wait. This is my dumbest moments in Zelda and when I say dumb I mean downright stupid.
Okay I've really only a have few really stupid moments happen but lets go all the way to my first experience with Zelda with a Link to the Past. When I was playing through Link to the Past back on the snes I never got up to Death Mountain, why yo may ask because I was too brain dead to know that when you change in the rabbit just go north a few feet change back to normal and jump down the ledge. So I spent hours(2 I think) trying to figure out where you had to go as bunny Link. It wasn't till years later that I beat Link to the Past on the GBA and even than I had to use a walkthrough.
This next one is not just the dumbest Zelda moment but the dumbest thing that will make you question if I've actually ever played a game before. When I was first playing Ocarina of Time I never got past the first dungeon, how is this possible you may ask. Is it because I couldn't figure out the spider web part nope, is it because I couldn't beat the boss no, it's because I couldn't get past the Deku Scrub because I didn't know how to use the shield. Yes you did indeed read that right I was too stupid to press the R button, let me repeat I WAS TOO STUPID TO PRESS THE R BUTTON. I think this pretty much speaks for it's self.
My last one is actually something that just happen last year. I was playing the Minish Cap on my 3DS when I got to the part where you have to find the Elemental Sanctuary I spent roughly two hours trying to find it because I was too stupid to see the archway inside the castle which I must've past like 8 times. Now I realize why I wear glasses because I'm so blind I can't see a simple door.
Well next time I do a post about my favorite sidekicks(traveling companions? whatever) in the series. On till than this is WinterDeathPeach saying peace out.
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